top nine brash family place cards

BY K. BOND

1. Gitouta Miefavrit Chare

2. Aktliek Wealwayz Blesdinner

3. Rimoat Duznt Bilongtuyu

4. Leftlysaul Nthebath Ruumforue

5. Eckscoozd Frumbringin Tupotlux

6. Icuduze Themunie Youohme

7. Nowii Ifu Saishesteenks

8. Nosexifu Tellem Iregift

9. Yuritchin Foray Butwoopin

K. Bond is the Grand Prize Winner of our Thanksgiving-themed Top Nine List Contest. K. wins $50, lots of errant parent merchandise, and a bottle of Kentucky bourbon. Congrats!! K. lives in St. Louis near the Arch with her husband and two rambunctious (yet adorable) children. She holds a BBA and draws on experience in business writing to entertain readers. Her fiction is published in various online and print publications. She can be reached at: k.bondofstl@yahoo.com.