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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:49:43 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.errantparent.com/home/"><rss:title>home</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.errantparent.com/home/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2012-02-10T17:49:43Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.errantparent.com/home/welcome-to-errant-parent.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.errantparent.com/home/welcome-to-errant-parent.html"><rss:title>welcome to errant parent</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.errantparent.com/home/welcome-to-errant-parent.html</rss:link><dc:creator>[Your Name Here]</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-04-07T14:24:15Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to <em>errant parent</em>, the go-to publication for moms and dads seeking comic relief. Here, we pride ourselves on entertaining exhausted parents instead of trying to educate them. Seriously, what do you need more: advice on cloth diapering or for beer to shoot out of your nose? That's what we thought.</p>
<p>Created in the spring of 2009, <em>errant </em><em>parent</em> is devoted  exclusively to irreverent parenting humor. We strive to be a welcome  alternative to traditional parenting magazines (which usually aren't  funny) and online humor sites (which usually aren't parenting-related).  At <em>errant parent</em>, we know parenting is ridiculously hard. Or is it hardly ridiculous? Either way, most parents appreciate a good laugh.</p>
<p><span class="ssNonEditable full-image-float-right"><span><img style="width: 225px;" src="http://www.errantparent.com/storage/aardvark.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1270685190954" alt="" /></span></span>Who is <em>errant parent</em> for? It's for anyone who believes it's barbaric to ask a toddler to  whip up dinner -- without first giving him a cookbook and a cute little  butler's outfit. It's for anyone who dreads sitting next to a baby on a  plane -- especially if that baby belongs to you. It's also for parents,  or people who have parents, or people who once had parents. It is not,  however, for pageant mothers or aardvarks or Nazis, as history has  proven they typically have terrible senses of humor.</p>
<p>So, please: read until you laugh, and laugh until you cry. Because, as we all know, when parents cry, the kids get freaked out in that beautifully silent, I-promise-to-never-be-bad-again sort of way.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>
