how to make your own baby food

BY WHITNEY COLLINS

How to make your own baby food:

1. Drop a peeled banana on the floor.
2. Step on it.
3. Serve it on a plate.

How to make your own organic baby food:

1. Drop a peeled organic banana in the dirt.
2. Step on it barefoot.
3. Serve it on a piece of reclaimed lumber.

Whitney wants to remind you that if you don't make your own baby food, you will go to hell. She also wants to remind you to eat locally. Like at the McDonald's down the street. She can be reached at: whitneycollins@mac.com.