Welcome to errant parent, an online magazine where top-notch, offbeat, parenting humor comes first, and baking homemade snickerdoodles comes second. (Or third. Or never. You can buy cookies, you know.) Here, we believe parents deserve a good howl -- one that comes from their mouths. And we pride ourselves on entertaining folks instead of educating them. errant parent will never give you useful advice on tantrums or teenage angst, but we will give you a way and a reason to tune out the screaming that's coming from upstairs. (Yes, somebody is probably bleeding, but they know where the Band-Aids are.) So, for Pete's sake, don't get up! Read on! And enjoy!