Welcome to errant parent

Welcome to errant parent: the child-rearing publication for anyone who believes it's barbaric to ask a toddler to whip up dinner -- without first giving him a cookbook and a cute little butler's outfit. Do you dread sitting next to a baby on a plane? Especially if that baby belongs to you? Then you've found your website! Here, our goal is to entertain exhausted parents instead of educating them. So, please: read until you laugh, and laugh until you cry. Because, when parents cry, kids get freaked out in that beautifully silent way.

(Currently, errant parent is on submission hiatus. Below is a list of our previous contributors.)

Wendi Aarons    

Danielle Abramsohn

Bruce Aderhold    

Gretchen Allison    

Todd Atchison    

Sarah Banse

Elizabeth Bastos    

Mike Berger

Caroline Bicks    

Meredith Bland    

K. Bond    

John Bourdeaux

Russell Bradbury-Carlin    

Matthew David Brozik

Dan Burt    

Sue Marra Byham    

Liane Kupferberg Carter    

Whitney Collins

Doug Cox    

David Crawford

Monique Dauphin    

Bill A. Dawson    

Kate Delany    

Michael Depp

Erin Donovan    

J.D. DuPuy

Christian Dzadek    

Michelle Ephraim    

Maria Escamilla    

Hutch Foster

Andrea Fox    

Ezra Fox

Jonathan Freedman    

Michael Frissore    

Anna Geannopoulos    

Janet Golden

Tiffany Doerr Guerzon    

Kate Haas

Cathy C. Hall    

Joey Harrelson    

Tiffany Clarke Harrison    

Kathryn A. Higgins

Lisa Hubbard    

Patrick Hueller

Adam Hughes    

Ann Imig    

Dan Indante    

De Jackson

Ted Jean    

Paula Lynn Johnson

Jesse Johnston    

Ginny Kaczmarek    

Jared Karol    

Jerry Kraft

Ash Krafton    

Jeve

Randi Marino    

Ron Mattocks    

Andrea McKay    

Gargi Mehra

Dani Klein Modisett    

Chris Montgomery

Katie Moore    

Beth Moorman    

Kellie Murphy    

Ross Murray

Rebecca Nazar    

Bill Newman

Ellen Nordberg    

Shelley Ontis    

John Cave Osborne    

David Ozab

David Palmer    

Joanne Palmer

Tarja Parssinen    

Beverly Petravicius    

ML Philpott    

Jenni Phomsithi

Caleb Powell    

Rebecca Reitz

Jason Rock    

Amy Rodriguez    

Lisa Romeo    

Rebecca M. Ross

Dan Sarluca    

Nikki Schulak

Candy Schulman    

Erica Schacter Schwartz    

Catherine Sharpe    

Summer Shaw

Jill Shulman    

Lisa Sinicki

John P. Sousa    

David Staller    

Maggie Stewart    

Linda Ann Strang

Kim Swed    

Barbara Jean Tannert

Bob Thurber    

Sharon D. Travis    

Beth Trusley    

Richard Turck

Sara L. Vinas    

Sarah Walker

Johnny Walker    

Roz Warren    

Laura Grace Weldon    

Jamie Whipple

Lisa Whipple    

Carin White

Amy Yelin    

Sonja Yoerg